Laugh Internationally - 1-

Laugh Internationally - 1-

My friend reviewed her young son's fill-in-the-blank homework.
One line: "At Christmas, we exchange gifts with ____."
His response: "Receipts."

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The Little Man


A teenager waltzed into our jewelry store to buy a cross for her boyfriend.

I showed her a selection, and she pointed to three:

"Can I see that one, that one, and the one with the little man on it?"

"Oh," I replied. "You mean Jesus?"



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Meet and Greet


Spotted outside a church in Michigan: "Honk if you love Jesus.

Keep on texting while you drive if you want to meet him."



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Flying Problems


A businessman flying first class is sitting next to a parrot.

The plane takes off, and the parrot orders a Glenlivet, neat.

The businessman asks for a Coke. After a few minutes,

the bird yells, "Where’s my scotch? Give me my scotch!"

The flight attendant rushes over with their drinks.

Later, they order another round. Again,

the bird gives the crew grief for being slow,

and the businessman joins in: "Yeah, the service stinks!"

Just then, the flight attendant grabs the pair,

opens the hatch, and throws them out of the plane.

As they hurtle toward the ground, the parrot says to the terrified man,

"Wow, that took a lot of guts for a guy with no wings."





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